– A Horny Short Series – The latch popped and the compact’s liftgate rose with the dual whir of struts heaving-ho. Ari stepped forward and immediately noted the absence of his boots in the small the cargo area. He stared momentarily at the dusty rubber mat, blinking as many of us do when trying to…
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Pilfered, Part 1
– A Horny Short Series – Philip’s heart raced as though all of his exertions were needed to bottle his urges. It wasn’t working, though. In spite of the cardiac beatboxing in his chest and the audible thrum of the blood pushing through his veins, he could feel the cold, viscous touch of his excitement…
Slippery Slope, Part 2
– A Horny Short Series – No fruit is sweeter than that which has been plucked from the forbidden tree. This revelation probably comes to most people fairly early in life. For me, it was at the age of fourteen. By that point I had spent an entire year polishing my joystick with any sock…
Damn Dog
– A Horny Short – Ross Kelly didn’t expect or even seem to want much from life. As such, he rarely gave thought to much of anything beyond what was happening in the moment. Now was no different. Completely lost in the thrum of the pressure washer and the rhythmic switchbacks of the wand as…
2.7. Best Laid Plans
Brandon felt the splatter of the August-stiffened grass beneath his sneakers as he broke into a jog across the back yard. He wasn’t sure if his pace was quickened by a desire to catch Kyle before he had prematurely sprung the trap, or so as not to miss a single moment should he blunder into…
Best Man
– A Horny Short – That I was surprised when Ted asked me to be his best man is an understatement. This was—in part—due to my assumption that he had oceans of friends at his disposal. He was handsome, affable, and though he was too modest to admit it, I gathered from the series of…
Too Much of a Good Thing, Part II
– A Horny Short Series – For a first attempt, Brock’s trial had been a complete success. But there were so many things that he knew that could be improved upon. For one thing, the lag between initial deployment of the nanites, the receipt of auditory feedback, and then transmission of video signal had been…
Too Much of a Good Thing, Part I
– A Horny Short Series – Brock Shannon had actually done it. The rat subject in the cage before him clearly showed modified behavior as a result of the receiver implant. This was going to change everything–and not just for the future of next-gen surveillance, but for him personally. “What–can you tell it worked?” his…
Shoe Horny 