20. The Show

When Brandon and Anthony reached the mountains of loose soil at the edge of the drop off, Anthony handed Brandon the tripod and readied his own selfie-stick. “Here. You better stand here until I’m sure you won’t top those boots.” “And what if I want to top my boots?” Brandon retorted, almost indignantly. Anthony was…

19. The Shoe on the Other Foot

Brandon sat on Anthony’s new sofa, scrolling through images on his iPad. “What’s going on up there?” he called up the stairs. He had let himself in nearly ten minutes ago, having arrived at the house at the agreed upon time. Two weeks had passed since what they had had what Brandon referred to as…

Boots on the Pool Deck

– A Horny Short – One of the swiftest ways to a toe-curling orgasm is the strategic placement of a pool jet. Brandon discovered this at a fairly young age, but had frustratingly few opportunities to fully explore this, neither having a pool nor any privacy whilst in one. At the time he made this…

18. The Delivery Window

Don’t you work at Michaelis & Company?” Dell’s text broke though the monotony of the morning. Brandon generally loved what he did, but entering lamp serial numbers into a spreadsheet was making him want to put a oil rubbed bronze final through his eye. He smiled at the welcome distraction. “I do. Are you finally…

Dwight the Electrician

– A Horny Short – Kevin opened the door and couldn’t help but smile. The landlord had indeed called Liberty Electricians, who had dispatched Dwight, just as he had hoped. “Hey, there!” Dwight’s voice boomed in his standard jovial greeting. “Great to see you. What do we have this time?” Kevin rolled his eyes as…

17. The Neighbor & the Pea

Three weeks had passed and the only communication between Brandon and Anthony was a perfunctory exchange of texts a few days after Anthony’s visit to the loft in which he ascertained that Brandon was feeling “much better, thanks.” Were it not for their unfinished business with the matter of Anthony’s living room furniture order, Brandon…

16. The Water Pad

There wasn’t much fun about the annual family reunion–at least not to Brandon. Happening one of the last weekends in August, it always heralded the end of another summer vacation and the dreaded return of another school year. It also meant a crowded pavilion full of people that he really didn’t know, but was expected…

15. Sown Seed

Snow is a funny thing. It blankets cities and highways, looking beautiful and wreaking havoc. It cancels classes, delays planes, and causes car accidents. It aches backs with the recently shoveling. But after just a bit of warm weather, it recedes as though it was never there, leaving just the memories of its convenience, the…