Brandon woke the next morning and knew two things with absolute certainty before he had even rolled out of bed. The first was that the yellowed 1950’s acoustic ceiling tiles on the ceiling needed to go. Today. The morning sun was already high enough that it reflected off of the ripple glass patio table below,…
Tag: machine masturbation
4. Cat Sitting
Brandon could remember his first erection. Probably most guys could. His came around five or six after seeing a commercial for Cascade dish detergent, oddly enough. Brandon couldn’t recall the details of the commercial—only a scene of white dishes crashing and shattering against a wall, thrown by unseen hands. It was in mentally replaying this…
Shoe Horny 